Short Term Memory Loss And Seizures

The Church, you know, is in distress.
Young people turn away from, there is no appeal, an institution is obsolete and retrograde.
is why the CEO of the Catholic Church, the charming Joseph Ratzinger, loudly proclaimed fashion icon and maitre à penser gerararchie the church of every kind and degree, decided to take matters in hand.
Remembering the great success among the masses of the anthropomorphic dummy known as John Paul II, decided to hasten the beatification but above all of them in this sauce, especially at the youth audience, in order to be charged again deserved acclaim.
Therefore here are some marketing strategies devised by the advertising team of the Catholic Church, consegnateci directly from our altar boy-ninja infiltrated the Vatican.

• promotional photos with the body of John Paul II in jovial attitudes: on the table in the bar, while playing golf, sitting on the toilet bowl. As in any Madame Tussauds, and then, but you want to put the consistency of wax with that of a corpse?
• filming a new television broadcast in which Wojtyla and Ratzinger himself, the latter suitably driven by a team of experts, commenting sarcastically day's events, like two modern Statler & Waldorf (ma più alla moda).
• Affitto del cadavere nelle maggiori località sciistiche, per utilizzarlo come bob.
• Lancio di una serie di bibite leggermente alcoliche ottenute mettendo in infusione le membra del defunto in rum invecchiato di 7 anni.

Attendendo quindi di vedervi tutti sorseggiare il vostro Wojtyla breezer, auguro il maggior successo possibile a questa straordinaria operazione.
À la prochaine,
E.